1)Being slumped in the shadow of a cathedral, eating Tesco's Finest and watching the sun come up.

2)H&M. Why did nobody tell me?

3)Eating a louche breakfast in a room of light and glass with eight people whom you actually like.

Three things which are horrendous:

1)The levels of stimulant currently coursing around my body.

2)Finals, which I am slowly approaching in a fog of denial with occasional outbursts of hysterical recrimination.

3)My apparently chronic unemployability. I'm currently looking for a way to get employed as a tester of long-haul, business class flights. I'm sure somebody has that job, somewhere. All I need to do is find and kill them.