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you bastards have my mother in that cupboard
On 2002-12-18 at 11:51 p.m.... Oh, God, I've only bought one-and-a-half presents. Does anybody actually like Christmas? Because fucking hell, I certainly don't. I wonder if there's such a thing as a professional curmudgeon? It doesn't sound like a job with much of a selection process, WHICH MEANS I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET IT, and also it would give me license to treat unruly, rosy-cheeked urchins with thoroughly unnecessary rudeness. Result! Depths to which I have sunk #43: the biggest laugh I've had all day has been watching 'Born Sloppy'. Screw this place, I'm going home. mwah!
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