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ooh, Thomas, don't let it get on the curtains!
On 2002-12-21 at 12:54 a.m.... You know what's useless? The past. Seriously. It contains everything embarassing that you've ever done, springs up at inopportune moments, and can offer little in the way of pertinent breakfast advice. I for one am on a permanent mission to eradicate much of the last two decades (the majority of New Years Eves notwithstanding). So today I invented peanut butter popcorn, and now I weigh about 500 pounds. The two facts are not unrelated.
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